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Saturday, June 21, 2008


It is 6-something in the morning. I am half-awake. I have just flooded my house. Accidentally; I'm not that loony. Turned the faucet open in my bathroom last night, found no water coming out of it, and plumb forgot to close it. My brain does bad things. Now, since the water came back this morning, the whole downstairs is all drippy, like we're in a fucking redneck shack in Iowa. My grandfather is livid and has been calling me a sannavabitch since I woke up. I am too groggy and sorry and perturbed to remind him that I am a bitch, and not a sannavabitch. Kept apologizing, but the vocal admission of my culpability isn't exactly going to fix the fact that we are currently mired in Waterworld. I hate Kevin Costner. My brain does bad things. I have some students to tutor in a few hours. I should go have breakfast now. (If I'm lucky, I think, they will let me take bath.)


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