No. At this point tonight, and in a room whose clime is not unlike that of a hothouse smack-fucking-dab in the Kalahari, I do not have better things to do.
1. This game starts with 6 weird things about you.
2. People who got tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 6 weird things.
4. At the end of the list, tag 6 people.
5. Don't forget to inform each newly-tagged person by posting a comment on his own blog.
[1] Ever since I saw that wondrous turkey-basting scene in The Big Hit, where his hands take a standard Butterball to impossibly sensual heights, I have had the major hots for Mr. Mark Wahlberg.
[2] If I had to slip into someone else’s skin and live out the rest of his or her life, I would pick Sophie Ellis-Bextor. In no other way could schlumpy ol’ me set my inner Disco Vamp free, free, free.
[3] My rage over grammatically-incorrect/awkward advertising copy on billboards will stay with me for years. (Have you MET? Have you MET??!?!! Have you MET??!?!!)
[4] My current idea of Personal Hell would be waking up in between Sean Kingston and Soulja Boy again and again and again and again for all eternity. (Open eyes. Let moment of pure, palpable horror sink in. Rewind. Open eyes. Let moment…)
[5] When I was six years old, I was made to dress as a nun, ride a motorized plywood bus and wave at people. I also used to be a Bead in a Living Rosary. Something tells me I’ve been paying dearly for these through the years.
[6] I really, really, really like waffle dogs.
I am tagging Yol (ayan kasi), Depra, Bullfrog Baby Jordan, Dustin, Siquey, and Mitch. Screw the 5th instruction. Decide whether or not to feel a pressing obligation.
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