Sore Throat, Part 2 3 Germs Suck Ass
Thursday, October 16, 2008

Never step into a supermarket sick; everything there will swear to cure you. It doesn’t matter what section you’re in—Fresh Produce, Facial Care, Tuna, Hardware. Anything shelved seems to promise some strange brand of glory, calling out to you (yes,
you, the hot mess popping Strepsils on Aisle 5), telling you that, with it, alleviation is nigh.
Pick me, Sick Girl. Eat/drink/apply/spray/assemble/employ me and all your bacterial boohoos will be gone. Just like that. What an empty basket you have. Any actual, significant changes are relegated to my ATM account.
posted by marguerite @ 6:14 PM
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